Employees at a local company emerged from a lengthy strategy meeting Tuesday with what executives described as "significant forward momentum," after unanimously agreeing to schedule another meeting.

The session reportedly included three presentations, eleven mentions of "alignment," two diagrams nobody understood, and an eighteen-minute discussion concerning terminology.

No decisions were made.

Management nevertheless praised the gathering as productive, noting that several employees had written things in notebooks and one person had nodded continuously for nearly twenty minutes.

A follow-up meeting has been scheduled for Thursday to determine the agenda for Friday's meeting.

Attendance is mandatory.